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		<title>Ralph and Edna</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The love story of Ralph and Edna&#8230;</p>
<p>Just because someone doesn&#8217;t love you the way you want them to, doesn&#8217;t mean they don&#8217;t love you with all they have.  Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.  One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.</p>
<p>He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.</p>
<p>Edna promptly jumped in to save him.  She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.  When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna&#8217;s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.</p>
<p>When she went to tell Edna the news she said, &#8216;Edna, I have good news and bad news.  The good news is you&#8217;re being discharged, since you<br />
were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.  I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.</p>
<p>The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him.  I am so sorry, but he&#8217;s dead.&#8217;</p>
<p>Edna replied, &#8216;He didn&#8217;t hang himself, I put him there to dry.  How soon can I go home?&#8217;</p>
<p>Today is Mental Health Day!  You can do your bit by remembering to<br />
send an email to an unstable friend&#8230;</p>
<p>Done my part!!!</p>
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